Lyube’s “Stop Fooling Around, America!” (1992)
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GIVE US BACK...
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OUR DEAR ALASKA
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UNION MAGAZINE No. 81
AUGUST 28, 1939
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B.S. GRAPHICS
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Don't play the fool, America
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Take these felt boots -
You must be cold
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Siberia and Alaska
Are the same two shores
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Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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Don't play the fool, America
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You must be bored there across the sea
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Siberia and Alaska
Are the same two shores
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Women, horses, footloose and free
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Women, horses, footloose and free
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Bright gals on dark streets
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The joy of a square dance or two
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Siberia and Alaska
Are the same two shores
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A wedding, hey!
Vodka on ice
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A wedding, hey!
Vodka on ice
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We've got plenty of red cloth to spare
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Brothers, we'll sew shirts for you all
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Oh, for the crown of the Russian Empire
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Empress Catherine, you got it wrong
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Empress Catherine, you got it wrong
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Don't play the fool, America
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We won't hurt you, whatever they say
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Give us our land, our dear Alaska
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Give us back our dearest one
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Give us back our dearest one
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Don't play the fool, America
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Take these felt boots -
You must be cold
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Siberia and Alaska
Are the same two shores
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Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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Red and fine and beautiful
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Red and black caviar
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That's that!
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AUGUST 1991
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GIVE US BACK...
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OUR DEAR ALASKA
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UNION MAGAZINE No. 81
AUGUST 28, 1939
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00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,880
B.S. GRAPHICS
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00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:45,400
Don't play the fool, America
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00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,240
Take these felt boots -
You must be cold
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00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:53,200
Siberia and Alaska
Are the same two shores
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00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,560
Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:05,640
Don't play the fool, America
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00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,400
You must be bored there across the sea
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00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,920
Siberia and Alaska
Are the same two shores
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00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,800
Women, horses, footloose and free
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00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:21,640
Women, horses, footloose and free
15
00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:26,080
Bright gals on dark streets
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00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:29,720
The joy of a square dance or two
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Siberia and Alaska
Are the same two shores
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A wedding, hey!
Vodka on ice
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A wedding, hey!
Vodka on ice
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We've got plenty of red cloth to spare
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Brothers, we'll sew shirts for you all
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Oh, for the crown of the Russian Empire
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Empress Catherine, you got it wrong
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Empress Catherine, you got it wrong
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00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:39,200
Don't play the fool, America
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We won't hurt you, whatever they say
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Give us our land, our dear Alaska
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Give us back our dearest one
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Give us back our dearest one
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Don't play the fool, America
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00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:09,600
Take these felt boots -
You must be cold
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00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:15,160
Siberia and Alaska
Are the same two shores
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00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:19,400
Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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Steam baths, vodka, accordion, salmon
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Red and fine and beautiful
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Red and black caviar
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That's that!
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AUGUST 1991
“Stop Fooling Around, America!” (Ne valiai duraka, Amerika!) is the fourth track on Lyube’s defensively titled second studio album, Who Said We Lived Poorly? (Kto skazal, chto my plokho zhili?, 1992). Written from the perspective of the Russo-Soviet “common man” and using folk vernacular, the song explores the issue of Alaska’s historical and territorial integrity, lamenting its 1867 sale to the United States and demanding its return. The accompanying music video is highly conceptual, with a retro-inspired aesthetic that is impressive for its time—the year following the collapse of Soviet rule, when the music video genre was still in its infancy in Russia.
The video’s stylized Soviet-era newsreel footage, with superimposed animation special effects, was intended for Western as much as for domestic consumption. Its relatively high production values and innovative visuals earned it a prize for the use of “humor and visual effects” at the MIDEM musical recording fair in Cannes. While some critics read “Stop Fooling Around, America!” as pure nationalistic propaganda, others deem it a humorous parody of Soviet-era state militarism. Taking into account producer Igor Matvienko’s (1960-) vision of Lyube as “patriotic rock,” however, it seems clear that the video is a carefully constructed post-Soviet mass entertainment aimed at building a pro-Russian nationalist cultural narrative—in this case, with decidedly threatening geopolitical overtones.
The video’s visual plotline bespeaks Russian military aggression and a longing for territorial expansion into the United States. In one frame, lead singer Nikolai Rastorguyev (1957-), dressed in his trademark military uniform, sizes up the Manhattan skyline with a pair of binoculars as if planning a tactical offensive. The song’s language, meanwhile, mimics the Russian colloquial provincial register. This folksy “everyman” voice creates the illusion of mass support for the rhetoric found in the lyrics, which essentializes Russian folk culture as “banya, vodka, the accordion, and salmon” (bania, vodka, garmon’ i losos’). Other lines assert that “Alaska and Siberia” are two halves of the same whole and demand that the US “Return our sweet Alaska-land, / Return our dear one to us” (Otdavai-ka zemlitsu Aliasochku / Otdavai-ka rodimuiu vzad).
In Lyube’s interpretation, the return of “inherently Russian” Alaska to Russia is part of a “natural” historical trajectory dating from the dawn of the Russian empire, through Communism, and to the collapse of the USSR in 1991, which the music video illustrates in its last frame. The song’s seemingly lighthearted geopolitical threats, delivered with a folksy familiarity, create a semantic dissonance with the underlying ideology, which can readily be perceived as humorous. By maintaining plausible deniability in this way, Matvienko and his songwriters are deploying the late-Soviet aesthetic of stiob, which wraps the song’s aggressive position in layers of irony and stereotyped mass entertainment. From our vantage point post-February 2022, when Russia began its full-scale invasion of Ukraine—an effort bolstered by colossal propaganda efforts and pervasive media control—“Stop Fooling Around, America!” can be read as a bona fide warning.